3 days ago - 703 notes
When he tells you to unbutton your shirt, do it slowly.
Remember that champagne is stronger than it tastes.
Dig in the dirt with the fingernails you grew out to scratch his back.
Sacrifice worms and grasshoppers but light a candle in their honor.
Act more drunk than you actually…
smoke & mirrors: dreaym: When he tells you to unbutton your shirt, do it slowly....
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