3 days ago - 703 notesWhen he tells you to unbutton your shirt, do it slowly.
Remember that champagne is stronger than it tastes.
Dig in the dirt with the fingernails you grew out to scratch his back.
Sacrifice worms and grasshoppers but light a candle in their honor.
Act more drunk than you actually…
mindless behavior
smoke & mirrors: dreaym: When he tells you to unbutton your shirt, do it slowly....
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